Chorus: A Today I don’t feel E like doing D anything
A I just wanna E lay in my D bed
A Don’t feel like picking E up my phone
D So leave a message at the tone
A Cause today I swear I’m C#m not doing D anything
1. Uh, A I’m gonna kick my feet up and E stare at the fan
D Turn the TV on, Throw my hand in my pants
A Nobody’s gonna E tell me I D can’t, nah
A I’ll be lying on the couch just E chillin in my snuggie
D Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
A Cause in my castle E I’m the freakin man
Oh Oh, Bm yes I said it
C#m I said it D I said it cause I E can
Chorus: A Today I don’t feel E like doing D anything
A I just wanna E lay in my D bed
A Don’t feel like picking E up my phone
D So leave a message at the tone
A Cause today I swear I’m C#m not doing D anything
Nothing at all A ooh hoo E ooh hoo
D Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
A Ooh hoo E ooh hoo
D Hoo ooh ooh
2. A Tomorrow I wake up, do some E P90X
D With a really nice girl have some really nice sex
A And she’s gonna scream E out, "this is D great" (Oh my god this is great)
A I might mess around and get my [D} college degree
D I bet my old man will be so proud of me
A I’m sorry pops you E just have to D wait
Oh Oh, Bm yes I said it
C#m I said it D I said it cause I E can
Chorus: A Today I don’t feel E like doing D anything
A I just wanna E lay in my D bed
A Don’t feel like picking E up my phone
D So leave a message at the tone
A Cause today I swear I’m C#m not doing D anything
* No I Bm ain’t gonna comb my E hair
Cause I F#m ain’t going anywhere
D No no no no E no no no no F#m nooo
I’ll just Bm strut in my birthday E suit
And F#m let everything hang loose
D Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah E yeah yeah yeah F#m yeahhh
Chorus: A Today I don’t feel E like doing D anything
A I just wanna E lay in my D bed
A Don’t feel like picking E up my phone
D So leave a message at the tone
A Cause today I swear I’m C#m not doing D anything
Nothing at all A ooh hoo E ooh hoo
D Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
A Ooh hoo E ooh hoo
D Hoo ooh ooh nothing at A all
